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Mergers
1. Xerox and Wurlitzer (they are going to make reproductive organs).
2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers (The new company will be
called Fairwell Honeychild).
3. Polygram records, Warner Brothers and Keebler (the new company will be
called Poly-Warner-Cracker).
4. W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics, and Halebusiness
Systems (the company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller Grace).
5. 3M and Goodyear will result in MMM Good.
6. John Deere and Abitibi-Price will result in Deere Abi.
7. Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil (Honey, I'm home).
8. Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining (Mine, All Mine).
9. 3M, JC Penney and the Metropolitan Opera Company (3 Penny Opera).
10. Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will be known as Poupon Pants.
11. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women (Knott Now).
12. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining (The new company
will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)
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